Based on the 2011 regular season, a large helping of top 5 lists according to the commish.
| Most Erratic Pitchers | Part-Time Players | Most Improved Over Season |
|---|---|---|
| 1) Gaurav | 1) Geoff | 1) John |
| 2) Joey | 2) Josh | 2) Gaurav |
| 3) Frosty | 3) Holly | 3) Chris |
| 4) Dinger | 4) TC | 4) Higgins |
| 5) John | 5) Jordan | 5) Spads |
| Speed to First | Managing Smarts | Stats Hurt By Attendance |
| 1) Marr | 1) Ron | 1) Guthrie |
| 2) Spads | 2) Guthrie | 2) Braydn |
| 3) Braydn | 3) Blose | 3) Les |
| 4) Frosty | 4) Morrison | 4) Frosty |
| 5) Guthrie | 5) Joey | 5) Higgins |
| Quick to Swing | Selective Swingers | Intimidating Forces |
| 1) Braydn | 1) Chris | 1) Blose |
| 2) Blose | 2) Marr | 2) Morrison |
| 3) Morrison | 3) Dinger | 3) Marr |
| 4) Frosty | 4) Gaurav | 4) Brad |
| 5) Joey | 5) John | 5) Guthrie |
| Strikeout Pitchers | Strikeout Victims | Fan Favorites |
| 1) Guthrie | 1) Les | 1) Frosty |
| 2) Chris | 2) Blose | 2) Holly |
| 3) John | 3) Luke | 3) Gaurav |
| 4) Gaurav | 4) Gaurav | 4) Ron |
| 5) Ron | 5) Vassallo | 5) John |
| Signature Style | Effort | Underrated |
| 1) Morrison (Reagan-Bush/footshoes) | 1) Ron | 1) Marr |
| 2) Guthrie (high socks/Ducks hat) | 2) Gaurav | 2) Dinger |
| 3) Joey (non-repeat black shirt/hair combo) | 3) Blose | 3) Les |
| 4) Les (Wayfarers/absurd t-shirts) | 4) Les | 4) Vassallo |
| 5) Frosty (baseball pants) | 5) Frosty | 5) Braydn |
| Clutch | Hitting for Distance | Run Producers |
| 1) Morrison | 1) Brad | 1) Blose |
| 2) Blose | 2) Blose | 2) Morrison |
| 3) Dinger | 3) Morrison | 3) Joey |
| 4) Guthrie | 4) Marr | 4) Dinger |
| 5) Chris | 5) John | 5) Marr |
| Base Runners | Pitch Arsenal | Go-To Pitch |
| 1) Marr | 1) Joey | 1) Guthrie (Claw-Ball) |
| 2) Spads | 2) Guthrie | 2) Chris (Submarine) |
| 3) Braydn | 3) Chris | 3) Joey (Reverse-Curve) |
| 4) Morrison | 4) Ron | 4) John (Dick Ball) |
| 5) Guthrie | 5) John | 5) Dinger (hook shot) |
| Power Hitters | Consistency | Hitters |
| 1) Blose | 1) Morrison | 1) Blose |
| 2) Morrison | 2) Blose | 2) Morrison |
| 3) Joey | 3) Marr | 3) Joey |
| 4) Marr | 4) Dinger | 4) Marr |
| 5) Ron | 5) Guthrie | 5) Dinger |
| Fielders | Pitchers | All-Around Players |
| 1) Luke | 1) Guthrie | 1) Blose |
| 2) Blose | 2) Chris | 2) Morrison |
| 3) Vassallo | 3) Joey | 3) Guthrie |
| 4) Morrison | 4) Dinger | 4) Joey |
| 5) Marr | 5) Ron | 5) Marr |