Kyle Hits Grand Slam and Cycle Leading Guac Boys to 15-8 Win Over Jack Shack

12 Jun

Kyle hit a grand slam in the top of the first, only the 12th in league history, and later completed the cycle, becoming the first player in EWL history to achieve both in a single game, leading Guac Boys to a 15-8 victory. Kyle went 7-for-8 with three singles, a double, a triple, two home runs, four runs scored, and six RBI, and the defending champs started the 2026 season 2-0.

Jacob took the mound for Jack Shack, and Guac Boys got to work immediately in the top of the first. Bohn, Jan, and Tone opened the game with consecutive singles before Kyle connected for a grand slam, giving Guac Boys a 4-0 lead. Bohn singled again, and Jan followed with a two-run homer to extend the lead to 6-0. Kyle and Bohn later hit one-out singles, but Jacob avoided further damage, retiring Jan to escape the top of the first.
Bohn started on the mound for Guac Boys and retired Josh and Jon M in order in the bottom of the first.

Guac Boys continued to swing hot bats in the top of the second. Tone and Kyle each singled before Bohn added another single, once again loading the bases. Jan grounded out but drove in a run, making the score 7-0. Tone followed with a two-RBI single to extend the lead to 9-0. Kyle doubled before Jacob retired Bohn to strand two runners, ending the inning.

Jacob and Dave both flew out in a quick bottom of the second as Bohn completed two scoreless innings.

Tone hit a one-out single in the top of the third before Kyle connected for a two-run homer, his second bomb of the game, extending the lead to 11-0. Two batters later, Bohn followed with a solo homer, and the back-to-back homers made the score 12-0. Jacob then retired Jan to end the inning.

Guac Boys turned to Jan on the mound in the bottom of the third. Josh grounded out to begin the inning before Jon M connected for a solo homer, putting Jack Shack on the board. Jacob followed with a solo shot of his own, cutting the deficit to 12-2. Dave singled, and Josh followed with a double, but Jan avoided a big inning, retiring Jon M to strand two runners, ending the inning.

Tone and Kyle both flew out in a quick top of the fourth.

Jack Shack continued to chip away in the bottom of the fourth. Jacob led off the inning with his second homer of the evening, and two batters later, Josh added a solo homer, cutting the score to 12-4. Jon M and Jacob each singled before Dave flew out to end the inning with Guac Boys leading 12-4.

Bohn singled to begin the top of the fifth, but when Jan followed with a single, Bohn was forced out at second. Jacob then retired Tone to end the inning.

Josh grounded out to begin the bottom of the fifth before Jon M tripled. Jacob followed with an RBI triple, making the score 12-5. Dave followed with an RBI single, scoring Jacob, and the deficit was 12-6. Josh doubled, and Jon M added an RBI single to score Dave as Jack Shack cut the Guac Boys lead to 12-7. Jack Shack had two on and were threatening, but Jan avoided further damage, stranding two more runners, retiring Jacob to end the inning.

Kyle led off the top of the sixth with a triple, completing the cycle, and Bohn followed with a two-run homer to extend the lead to 14-7. Jan flew out before Tone connected for a solo homer, giving Guac Boys a 15-7 lead. Kyle followed with another single before Bohn flew out to end the inning.

Dave grounded out to begin the bottom of the sixth before Josh connected for a solo homer, his second of the game, making the score 15-8. Jon M doubled, also giving him the cycle, before Jacob flew out to end the game as Guac Boys secured the 15-8 victory.

The win moved Guac Boys to 2-0 on the season while Jack Shack dropped to 0-2.

W: Bohn (2-0)
L: Jacob (0-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:

– Bohn earned the win for Guac Boys, pitching two flawless innings.
– Jan pitched four innings of relief for Guac Boys, allowing eight runs on fifteen hits.
– Jacob pitched a complete game loss for Jack Shack, giving up fifteen runs on twenty-two hits.
– Kyle led Guac Boys in the victory, becoming the first player in EWL history hit for the cycle and hit a grand slam in the same game. He went 7-for-8 with three singles, a double, a triple, two homers, including a grand slam, four runs scored, and six RBI. Kyle’s grand slam was the first of his career and only the 12th in EWL history. This was also the first time Kyle hit for the cycle in his career.
– Bohn also had a big game for Guac Boys, going 7-for-9 with five singles, two homers, five runs scored, and three RBI.
– Jon M led Jack Shack in the loss, going 5-for-7 with two singles, a double, a triple, a home run, two runs scored, and two RBI. This was Jon M’s third career cycle, with the others coming in 2024 and 2025.
– Jacob also had a big game in the losing effort, going 4-for-7 with a single, a triple, two home runs, three runs scored, and three RBI.

Shady Characters burst into the 2026 EWL season with an offensive explosion, collecting 25 hits, including 18 singles, cruising to an 18-6 victory.

12 Jun

Jon M started for Jack Shack, and after retiring Zach to start the game, Thomas hit a solo homer, putting Shady Characters up 1-0. Billy then flew out to end the inning.

Tom K started on the mound for Shady Characters and retired Josh and Jon M in order in the bottom of the first.

Shady Characters broke the game open in the top of the second. Tom K and Lucas opened the inning with consecutive singles before Nate hit an RBI single to make it 2-0. Zach then connected for a three-run homer, extending the lead to 5-0. Thomas followed with his second homer of the game, a solo shot to make it 6-0. Billy and Tom K each singled, and Nate drove in another run with an RBI single to score Billy, making the score 7-0. Zach followed with an RBI single, scoring Tom K, and Shady Characters had erupted for seven runs in the inning to take an 8-0 lead.

Jacob answered in the bottom of the second with a solo home run to put Jack Shack on the board. Dave followed with a single in his first career EWL at-bat, but Tom K retired Josh and Jon M to strand him, ending the inning with the score 8-1.

Billy and Tom K opened the top of the third with consecutive singles before Lucas drove in Billy with an RBI single, making the score 9-1. Nate followed with an RBI groundout, scoring Tom K and extending the Shady Characters lead to 10-1. Zach flew out to end the inning.

Jacob and Dave both flew out in a quick bottom of the third as Tom K worked another scoreless inning.

Thomas led off the top of the fourth with a double, and Billy and Tom K followed with singles. With the bases loaded, Lucas hit a two-RBI single, pushing the score to 12-1. Nate followed with another RBI single to extend the lead to 13-1. Zach then connected for his second three-run homer of the game, pushing the lead to 16-1. Thomas singled before Billy and Lucas flew out to end the inning with Shady Characters ahead by fifteen runs.

Jack Shack mounted a rally in the bottom of the fourth. Josh and Jon M each singled before Jacob connected for a three-run homer, his second bomb in the game. Dave followed with a single, and Josh drove him in with a two-run homer to cut the deficit to 16-6. Jon M then singled before Jacob struck again with a two-run homer, his second blast of the inning, cutting the Shady Characters’ lead to 16-8 and ending Tom K’s outing. Lucas entered in relief. He retired Dave and allowed a one-out double to Josh before Jon M grounded out to strand the runner, ending the inning.

Nate doubled to begin the top of the fifth, and two batters later, Thomas hit an RBI double to make the Shady Characters’ lead 17-8. Jon M retired Billy to strand Thomas as second, ending the inning.

Jacob and Dave both flew out in the bottom of the fifth as Lucas worked a scoreless inning.

Tom K and Lucas each singled to begin the top of the sixth before Nate drove in another run with a groundout, extending the lead to 18-8. Jon M then retired Zach to end the inning, and Jack Shack trailed by ten.

Tom K returned to the mound to close things out in the bottom of the sixth. Josh singled before Jon M hit a sacrifice fly to move Josh to second. Jacob grounded out to end the game, and Shady Characters won the season opener 18-8.

The win moved Shady Characters to 1-0 on the season while Jack Shack fell to 0-1.

W: Tom K (1-0)
L: Jon M (0-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:

Tom K earned the win for Shady Characters, allowing eight runs on ten hits in four innings.
Lucas pitched two innings of scoreless relief for Shady Characters, allowing only one baserunner.
Jon M took the loss in a complete game effort for Jack Shack, giving up eighteen runs on twenty-five hits.
Two-time defending EWL Wiffler of the Year Thomas led Shady Characters on offense, going 5-for-6 with a single, two doubles, two homers, three runs scored, and three RBI in the victory.
Tom K went 6-for-6 with six singles and five runs scored.
Zach went 3-for-7 with a single, two three-run homers, two runs scored, and seven RBI.
Jacob led Jack Shack in the loss, going 3-for-6 with three homers, three runs scored, and six RBI.
Shady Characters finished with 18 singles, breaking the EWL regular season single-game team record previously held by Questionable Outfit on 5/6/14, who hit 14 singles in their 2014 season opener.

Bohn’s Walk-off Double Caps Guac Boys Thrilling 10-9 Win Over Cheap Goats in Season Opener

11 Jun

In a rematch of the 2025 EWL Wiffle Series, won by Guac Boys in a dramatic seven-game series, defending champs Guac Boys once against bested Cheap Goats, winning one of the most exciting EWL season-opening games in league history. Trailing 9-7 in the bottom of the sixth, Guac Boys strung together four consecutive hits, and Bohn’s game-winning RBI double to score Kyle sealed a 10-9 victory.

Defending EWL Pitch King and 2025 Wiffle Series MVP Bohn started on the mound for Guac Boys. He allowed a lead off single to Joey, and Kevin followed with a single. He got Courtlen to ground out for the first out of the inning, and Joey scored on the play to put Cheap Goats up 1-0. Bohn then retired Christian to end the inning.

Christian took the mound for Cheap Goats, and he got into trouble early. After retiring Bohn to lead off the inning, he allowed consecutive singles to Jan and Tone, and Kyle followed with an RBI single, tying the score at 1-1. Bohn then cleared the bases with a three-run homer, and Guac Boys led 4-1. Jan followed with a one-out triple, but Christian retired Tone to strand the runner, ending the inning.

Dinger led off the top of the second with a single, and two batters later, Joey drove him in with an RBI triple, cutting the score to 4-2. Bohn retired Kevin for the second out of the inning, stranding Joey at third.

Kyle started the bottom of the second with a triple, and Bohn drove him in with an RBI double, putting Guac Boys up 5-2. Christian struck out Jan, and then retired Tone to strand Bohn at second, ending the inning.

Courtlen led off the top of the third with a double, and two batters later, Dinger hit an RBI single to score him, and Cheap Goats trailed 5-3. Bohn retired Conor to end the inning.

Kyle singled to lead off the bottom of the third, but Christian stranded him, retiring Bohn and Jan.

Cheap Goats reclaimed the lead in the top of the fourth. Joey led off with a double, and Kevin drove him in with a two-run homer, tying the score at 5-5. Courtlen doubled, and Christian hit Cheap Goats’ second two-run homer of the inning, making the score 7-5. Bohn retired Dinger and Conor to end the inning.

Guac Boys clawed back to tie the score in the bottom of the fourth. Tone singled, and Kyle drove him in with an RBI triple, cutting the score to 7-6. Bohn then singled, scoring Kyle, and the game was tied 7-7. Christian retired Jan and Tone to strand Bohn, ending the inning.

Joey led off the top of the fifth with a double, and for the second consecutive inning, Kevin followed Joey’s leadoff double with a two-run homer, putting Cheap Goats ahead 9-7. Bohn then retired Courtlen and Christian to end the inning.

Cheap Goats turned to their bullpen in the bottom of the fifth, bringing Conor to the mound. He retired Kyle and Bohn in order, and Cheap Goats led 9-7 heading into the sixth.

Bohn allowed a one-out triple to Conor in the top of the sixth, but stranded him, retiring Joey to end the inning.

Down 9-7, Guac Boys rallied in the bottom of the sixth. Jan led off with a double, and Tone followed with a two-run shot, tying the game at 9-9. Kyle then doubled, putting the winning run in scoring position. Bohn ended the game with a walk-off RBI double, scoring Kyle, and Guac Boys had taken the season opener 10-9 in dramatic fashion.

The win moved Guac Boys to 1-0 on the season, and the loss dropped Cheap Goats to 0-1.

W: Bohn (1-0)
L: Conor (0-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Bohn earned the complete game win for Guac Boys, allowing nine runs on thirteen hits.
– Conor took the loss for Cheap Goats, giving up three runs on four hits in an inning of relief.
– Christian earned a no-decision for Cheap Goats, giving up seven runs on eleven hits and striking out one in four innings.
– Kyle and Bohn led the way for Guac Boys in the win. Kyle went 6-for-7 with two singles, a double, two triples, four runs scored, including the game-winning run, and two RBI. Bohn went 4-for-7 and drove in runs in all of his at-bats, including a single, two doubles, a three-run homer. He also scored one run and hit the game-winning walk-off double.
– Joey and Kevin led Cheap Goats in the loss. Joey went 4-for-5 with a single, two doubles, a triple, three runs scored, and an RBI. Kevin went 3-for-4 with a single, two homers, two runs scored, and two RBI.

Guac Boys Ride Big Early Lead to 12-3 Win Over Cheap Goats

6 Jun

Guac Boys celebrate at the plate after Bohn’s three-run homer capped their seven run explosion in the top of the first

After a thrilling season opening win over Jack Shack, Guac Boys rode a wave of momentum into their second game, going up 10-0 early and later defeating Cheap Goats 12-3. Bohn followed his eight-for-eight season opener by going 5-for-7 with four singles and a three-run homer, as Guac Boys started the 2025 season 2-0.

Christian took the mound for Cheap Goats, and he had a disastrous first frame. Alec led off with a triple, and Tone followed with an RBI single, scoring Alec to put Guac Boys up 1-0. Bohn singled to put runners on first and second, and Form cleared the bases with an RBI double, making the score 3-0. Alec then singled, scoring Form from second, and the lead was 4-0. Tone singled, putting runners on the corners, and Bohn crushed a three-run homer to right-center, giving Guac Boys a 7-0 lead. The first seven Guac Boys batters had all reached base and scored to open the game. Christian recorded the first out, getting Form to groundout to center, and after allowing a one-out single to Alec, he retired Tone to strand the runner and end the inning.

Bohn continued his hot start to the 2025 season, going 5-for-7 with a three singles and a homerun, and earning the win on the mound, as Guac Boys beat Cheap Goats 12-3

Bohn started for Guac Boys, and he rolled through the bottom of the first, retiring Joey and Courtlen in order.

Bohn led off the top of the second with a single, and he moved from first to third when Form singled. Alec then singled, scoring Bohn, and Guac Boys led 8-0. Tone singled, scoring Form, and the lead was 9-0. After five consecutive singles to start the inning, Form grounded out to center for the first out, but Alec scored on the play, putting Cheap Goats in a 10-0 hole. Christian then got Alec to groundout to left, stranding two runners and ending the inning.

Christian delivers a pitch to Tone, who went 4-for-7 with four singles, three runs scored, and three RBI, and pitched four innings of relief in the Guac Boys win

Christian started the bottom of the second with a single, but when Dinger followed with a single, Christian was caught out on the basepaths for the first out of the inning. Bohn then retired Kevin to strand Dinger at first, ending the inning.

After two rough innings to start the game, Christian settled in, retiring Tone and Bohn in order in the top of the third.

Bohn had reached his innings limit for the week, and Tone entered the game from the bullpen in the bottom of the third. He retired Joey and Courtlen in order, and the score remained 10-0.

Form led off the top of the fourth with a single, but Christian stranded him, retiring Alec and Tone to end the inning.

Tone rolled through the bottom of the fourth, sending Christian and Dinger down in order, and Cheap Goats did not have a baserunner advance past first base through four innings.

Christian was once again effective in the top of the fifth, retiring Bohn and Form in order, and Guac Boys continued to lead 10-0.

Cheap Goats finally got on the board in the bottom of the fifth. Kevin singled, but was caught out when Joey followed with a double. Courtlen singled, putting runners on first and third with one out. Christian hit an RBI double, scoring Joey, and Cheap Goats trailed 10-1. Tone then struck out Dinger, stranding two Cheap Goats runners, and ending the inning.

Guac Boys made up the run and added an insurance run in the top of the sixth. Alec led off with a triple, his second of the game, and Tone drove him in with an RBI single, extending the Guac Boys lead to 11-1. Bohn then singled, putting runners on first and second with no outs. Christian got Form to groundout to left, but Tone scored from second on the play, pushing the score to 12-1. Christian then retired Alec, stranding Bohn at second, and ending the inning.

Kevin started the bottom of the sixth with a double, and two batters later, Courtlen hit a two-run homer to right-center, cutting the Guac Boys lead to 12-3. The rally would end there, however, as Bohn retired Christian for the second out, ending the inning and the game, and giving Guac Boys a 12-3 win.

Courtlen went 2-for-4 with a single and a two-run homer as Cheap Goats dropped to 0-2 to start the 2025 season

The win moved Guac Boys to 2-0 on the year, and the loss dropped Cheap Goats to 0-2.

W: Bohn (2-0)
L: Christian (0-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Bohn earned the win for Guac Boys, pitching two shutout innings to start the game, allowing two hits.
– Tone pitched four innings of relief for Guac Boys, giving up three runs on six hits and striking out one.
– Christian took the loss in a complete game effort for Cheap Goats, allowing twelve runs on eighteen hits.
– Bohn led Guac Boys on offense, going 5-for-7 with four singles, a home run, three runs scored, and three RBI.
– Alec also went 5-for-8 for Guac Boys with three singles, two triples, three runs scored, and two RBI.
– Courtlen led Cheap Goats in the loss, going 2-for-4 with a single, a home run, a run scored, and two RBI.

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Bohn Leads Guac Boys to 16-15 Shootout Win Over Jack Shack in Season Opener

6 Jun

Guac Boys celebrate at the plate after Bohn’s two-run homer in the top of the fifth

In one of the most exciting and highest scoring Opening Day games in EWL history, the Guac Boys came-from-behind and held off a furious Jack Shack rally in the bottom of the sixth to win 16-15. Leading 16-8 heading into the final frame, the Guac Boys gave up seven runs before making the final two outs to end the game and hang on to win a thriller. Bohn was electric to start the season, going a perfect 8-for-8 with four singles, three doubles, a home run, seven runs scored, and four RBI, in addition to earning the win on the mound. Jon had seven hits, including three home runs, and Ryan hit for the cycle for the third time in his career in the Jack Shack loss.

Mack took the mound for Jack Shack, and he escaped trouble early. After retiring Alec to start the game, he allowed back-to-back singles to Tone and Bohn to put two on with one out. He got out of the jam, however, retiring Form to strand both runners, ending the inning.

Jack Shack took an early lead in the bottom of the first. Josh led off with a double, and he moved to third when Mack followed with a single. With no outs and runners on the corners, Ryan doubled, scoring Josh, and Jack Shack led 1-0. Bohn, Guac Boys’ starter, got Donati to ground out for the first out of the inning, but Mack scored on the play, pushing the Jack Shack lead to 2-0. Bohn then retired Josh to end the inning, stranding Ryan.

Guac Boys bounced back and took their first lead in the top of the second. Tone hit a one-out double, and Bohn drove him in with an RBI double, making the score 2-1. Form followed with a two-run homer, and Guac Boys led 3-2. Alec then doubled, but Mack avoided further damage, retiring Tone to strand the runner at second, and Jack Shack trailed by a run.

Jack Shack would tie the game in the bottom of the second. Mack singled, and he moved from first to third when Ryan followed with a single. With no outs and runners on first and third, Donati grounded out, but for the second consecutive inning, he drove in a run while recording an out, and Mack scored on the play. Bohn fanned Josh to strand Ryan, ending the inning, and the score was tied 3-3.

Guac Boys reclaimed the lead in the top of the third. Bohn singled, and two batters later, Alec hit an RBI single to score him, putting Guac Boys in front 4-3. Mack retired Tone to strand Alec at first, ending the inning.

Jack Shack bounced back and pulled ahead in the bottom of the third. Mack led off the inning with a solo homer, tying the game at 4-4. Ryan singled, and Donati followed with a two-run shot, giving Jack Shack a 6-4 lead. Two batters later, with one out, Mack hit his second solo bomb of the inning, putting Jack Shack in front 7-4. Bohn retired Ryan to end the inning, and Jack Shack led by three runs.

Mack went 7-for-8 with four singles, three solo homers, six runs scored, and five RBI in Jack Shack’s Opening Day loss to Guac Boys

Guac Boys chipped into the Jack Shack lead in the top of the fourth. Bohn doubled, and he scored from second when Form grounded out for the first out of the inning. Mack retired Alec to end the inning, and Guac Boys trailed 7-5.

Jack Shack got the run back in the bottom of the fourth when Donati led off the inning with a solo shot, his second homer in as many at-bats, and Jack Shack led 8-5. Bohn struck out Josh, and after allowing a one-out single to Mack, he retired Ryan to strand him, ending the inning, and Guac Boys were behind by two runs.

Down 8-5, Guac Boys stormed ahead in the top of the fifth with a huge inning. Tone led off the inning with a double, and he moved to third when Bohn followed with a single. Form singled, scoring Tone, and the Jack Shack lead was cut to 8-6. Alec cleared the bases with a three-run bomb, and Guac Boys once again led by the score of 9-8. Tone singled, and Bohn followed with a two-run shot, extending the lead to 11-8. Form followed with a solo homer, and the back-to-back jacks put Guac Boys in front 12-8. Mack retired Alec and Tone to end the inning, but Guac Boys had scored seven runs in the top of the fifth to go from trailing by three runs to leading by four.

Bohn started the season perfect going 8-for-8 with four singles, three doubles, a home run, seven runs scored, and five RBI in Guac Boys 16-15 shootout win over Jack Shack

Bohn cruised through the bottom of the fifth, retiring Donati and Josh in order, and the score remained 12-8.

Guac Boys padded their lead in the top of the sixth. Bohn led off with a single and moved to second when Form followed with a single. Two batters later, with one out, Tone hit an RBI single to score Bohn, and Guac Boys led 13-8. Bohn then doubled, scoring Form, and the lead was 14-8. Form cleared the bases with an RBI single that scored two runs, and Guac Boys had a 16-8 lead. Mack finally escaped the inning, retiring Alec to strand Form at first, and Jack Shack trailed 16-8 heading into their final at-bat.

Mack led off the bottom of the sixth with his third solo homer of the game, cutting the score to 16-9. Ryan tripled, and Donati followed with a double, but Ryan couldn’t score on the play. With no outs and two runners in scoring position, Josh singled, scoring Ryan, and the score was 16-10. Mack cleared the bases with an RBI single, scoring Donati and Josh, and Jack Shack had cut the Guac Boys lead to 16-12. Ryan followed with a two-run homer, giving him the cycle, and Jack Shack had cut the Guac Boys lead to only two runs at 16-14. Donati doubled, and he scored from second when Josh followed with an RBI single. The first eight Jack Shack batters had reached base safely in the bottom of the sixth, with seven of them scoring runs, and they had reduced Guac Boys lead from 16-8 to 16-15, with no outs. Bohn was reeling, but the miraculous Jack Shack rally would end there. He retired Mack and Ryan to strand Josh on base, ending the inning and the game, and Guac Boys narrowly held on to win their season opener 16-15.

Ryan hit for the cycle for the third time in his wiffle career, going 5-for-8 with two singles, a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and three RBI in the Jack Shack loss

The win moved Guac Boys to 1-0 on the season, and the loss dropped Jack Shack to 0-1.

W: Bohn (1-0)
L: Mack (0-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Bohn earned the win for Guac Boys, giving up fifteen runs on nineteen hits and striking out two.
– Mack took the loss in a complete game effort for Jack Shack, allowing sixteen runs on twenty-one hits.
– Bohn led Guac Boys at the plate, going a perfect eight-for-eight with four singles, three doubles, a home run, seven runs scored, and four RBI.
– Tone and Form each went 5-for-8 in the Guac Boys win. Tone had three singles, two doubles, four runs scored, and an RBI, and Form had three singles, two home runs, four runs scored, and seven RBI.
– Mack led Jack Shack on offense in the loss, going 7-for-8 with four singles, three home runs, six runs scored, and five RBI.
– Ryan also went 5-for-8 in the Jack Shack loss, hitting for the cycle with two singles, a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and three RBI. It was the third time he hit for the cycle in his wiffle career, with the other cycles coming in June of 2023 and July of 2024.

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