Ellsworth Wiffleball League

Week 7 was the lowest scoring week of the 2026 season across the board, but during a down week for the league, Conor had the biggest week of his 2026 season. He hit for the cycle for the first time in his wiffle career, and came up with timely hits in two Cheap Goats victories, their third and fourth consecutive wins to start the second half of the season. Conor’s big performance helped put Cheap Goats into contention for the 2026 regular season pennant, and as a result, he was named Pabst Blue Ribbon Wiffler of the Week for week 7.

In a 5-3 win over Shady Characters, Conor went 1-for-3 with a solo homer.

In a 10-4 win over Jack Shack, Conor went 4-for-4 with a single, double, triple, home run, three runs scored, and two RBI.

In total, Conor went 5-for-7 with a single, a double, a triple, two home runs, four runs scored, three RBI, and the cycle.

This is the second time Conor has been named Wiffler of the Week in his wiffle career. He was also named Wiffler of the Week for week 10 of the 2025 season.

Conor went 4-for-4 and hit for the cycle for the first time in his wiffle career, leading a balanced Cheap Goats offensive attack in a 10-4 victory over Jack Shack. Five Cheap Goats had multiple hits, including Joey, who went 3-for-5 with a double, triple, and homer, as Cheap Goats won their fourth consecutive game to start the second half of the season.

Jon D took the mound for Jack Shack, and Cheap Goats got on the board right away. Joey opened the game with a triple before Kevin drove him home with an RBI double, giving Cheap Goats a 1-0 lead. Jon D retired Courtlen for the first out, but Kevin scored on the play, pushing the score to 2-0. Christian was retired to end the inning, and Jack Shack trailed by two early.

Christian started for Cheap Goats and retired Josh and Jon M in order in the bottom of the first.

Conor hit a one-out double in the top of the second, and Joey followed with a two-run homer, putting Cheap Goats ahead 4-0. Jon D retired Kevin to end the inning.

Jon D and Dave were retired in order in the bottom of the second as Christian settled in.

Cheap Goats broke the game open in the top of the third. Courtlen led off with a single, and two batters later, Dinger hit a two-run homer, pushing the lead to 6-0. Conor tripled, and Joey drove him home with an RBI triple to make it 7-0. Kevin added an RBI single to score Joey, extending the advantage to 8-0. Courtlen followed with another single, but Christian grounded out to end the inning with Cheap Goats comfortably in front.

Josh and Jon M were both retired in order in the bottom of the third, and Jack Shack remained without a hit.

Cheap Goats added two more runs in the top of the fourth. Dinger led off with a single, and Conor followed with a two-run homer, stretching the lead to 10-0. Conor’s home run completed the cycle for the first time in his career. Jon D retired Joey and Kevin to end the inning, and Jack Shack trailed by ten.

Jack Shack finally broke through in the bottom of the fourth. Christian retired Jon D to start the inning, the seventh straight batter he had retired to begin the game. Dave gave Jack Shack their first baserunner, hitting a one-out single. Josh followed with an RBI double to score him, and Jack Shack was on the board, 10-1. Jon M also doubled, scoring Josh, and the score was 10-2. Christian retired Jon D to end the inning, and Cheap Goats led by eight runs.

Courtlen led off the top of the fifth with a double, but Jon D stranded him, retiring Christian and Dinger to keep the score at 10-2.

Josh hit a one-out double in the bottom of the fifth, but Christian stranded him, retiring Jon M to end the inning.

Joey and Kevin were retired in a quick top of the sixth.

Jack Shack mounted one final rally in the bottom of the sixth. Dave doubled with one out, and Josh drove him home with an RBI double to make the score 10-3. Jon M followed with another RBI double, cutting the deficit to 10-4. The rally ended there, as Christian retired Jon D to strand Jon M at second, ending the game and giving Cheap Goats a 10-4 victory.

The win moved Cheap Goats to 8-6 on the season while Jack Shack fell to 7-7.

W: Christian (3-2)

L: Jon D (4-2)

Box Score

Game Notes:

Christian earned the complete game victory for Cheap Goats, allowing four runs on seven hits.
Jon D took the loss for Jack Shack, giving up ten runs on fourteen hits in a complete game effort.
Conor led Cheap Goats at the plate, going 4-for-4 with a single, a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and two RBI, hitting for the cycle for the first time in his wiffle career.
Joey also went 3-for-5 with a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and three RBI.
Josh led Jack Shack in the loss, going 3-for-5 with three doubles, two runs scored, and two RBI.

The fastest game of the 2026 EWL season ended dramatically, as Jan’s walk-off RBI single in the bottom of the sixth gave Guac Boys a 2-1 win over Shady Characters in a game that only had total six hits. Bohn and Jan combined to allow only one run on two hits, sending Shady Characters to their sixth consecutive loss, and Guac Boys maintained their position atop the EWL standings.
Bohn took the mound for Guac Boys and worked around a one-out single by Zach in the top of the first, retiring Lucas to strand the runner, ending the inning.

Lucas started for Shady Characters. After retiring Bohn, he allowed a solo shot to Tone, giving Guac Boys an early 1-0 lead. Alec grounded out to end the inning.
Bohn retired Nate and Thomas in order in the top of the second.

Form led off the bottom of the second with a double, but Lucas stranded him at second, retiring Jan and Bohn to keep the deficit at one.

Guac Boys turned to Jan on the mound to begin the top of the third, and he retired Zach and Lucas in order.

Shady Characters made a pitching change of their own in the bottom of the third, bringing Zach to the mound. He responded with a quick inning, retiring Tone and Alec consecutively, and Guac Boys remained in front 1-0.

Nate grounded out to begin the top of the fourth before Thomas connected for a solo homer, tying the game at 1-1. Zach later flew out to end the inning.

Form and Jan were both retired in the bottom of the fourth as Zach settled into the game.

Lucas grounded out and Nate struck out in a quick top of the fifth as Jan continued to match zeros.

Bohn and Tone were retired in order in the bottom of the fifth, sending the game to the final inning still tied.

Jan returned to the mound in the top of the sixth and retired Thomas and Zach to give Guac Boys one last opportunity.

Alec opened the bottom of the sixth with a single before Form flew out. Jan then lined a walk-off RBI single, scoring Alec from first and giving Guac Boys a dramatic 2-1 victory.

The win moved Guac Boys to 10-4 on the season while Shady Characters fell to 3-11.

W: Jan (1-1)

L: Zach (0-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:

Jan earned the win for Guac Boys, giving up one run on one hit and striking out one in four innings of relief.
Bohn started for Guac Boys and earned a no-decision, allowing one hit in two shutout innings.
Zach took the loss for Shady Characters, allowing one run on two hits in 3.5 innings of relief.
Jan’s walk-off RBI single in the bottom of the sixth won the game for Guac Boys. It was his only hit in the contest.
Tone drove in the other Guac Boys’ run with a solo homer in the bottom of the first inning.
Thomas drove in and scored the only Shady Characters’ run with a solo homer in the top of the fourth.

Kevin homered twice, including the go-ahead two-run bomb in the fifth inning, and Dinger turned in another strong effort on the mound as Cheap Goats beat Shady Characters 5-3. Cheap Goats picked up their third consecutive victory to start the second half of the season, and Shady Characters continued to struggle, dropping their fifth straight.

Lucas started for Shady Characters and retired Joey and Kevin in order in the top of the first.

Dinger took the mound for Cheap Goats, and Shady Characters took an early lead. Thomas led off with a single, and Zach followed with another base hit, putting two runners on with no outs. Lucas grounded out, but Thomas scored on the play to give Shady Characters a 1-0 lead. Nate then singled home Zach, extending the advantage to 2-0 before Thomas grounded out to end the inning, stranding Nate at first.

Cheap Goats answered in the top of the second. Courtlen led off with a solo homer, cutting the deficit to 2-1. Christian grounded out before Dinger singled, but Lucas retired Conor to end the inning with Shady Characters still in front.

Shady Characters responded in the bottom of the second. Zach launched a solo homer to restore a two-run lead, 3-1. Lucas followed with a single, but Nate grounded out and Thomas flew out, as Dinger stranded the runner, ending the inning.

Joey grounded out to begin the top of the third before Kevin connected for a solo homer, trimming the lead to 3-2. Courtlen flew out to end the inning.

Zach grounded out to begin the bottom of the third before Lucas doubled. Nate followed with a single, putting runners on first and third with one out, but Dinger escaped the threat by retiring Thomas on a groundout to preserve the one-run deficit.

Christian led off the top of the fourth with a double, but Dinger and Conor both flew out, leaving the tying run stranded at second.

Zach and Lucas were retired in order in the bottom of the fourth as Dinger settled into a groove.

Cheap Goats finally broke through in the top of the fifth. Joey led off with a triple, and Kevin followed with his second homer of the game, a two-run shot that gave Cheap Goats their first lead at 4-3. Courtlen added a single, but Christian and Dinger were both retired to end the inning.

Nate and Thomas were retired in order in the bottom of the fifth, and Cheap Goats carried their one-run advantage into the final inning.

Conor opened the sixth with a solo homer, providing an insurance run and extending the lead to 5-3. Joey and Kevin were both retired to end the inning.

Dinger returned to the mound looking to finish the job. He retired Zach on a flyout before Lucas grounded out to end the game, securing a 5-3 Cheap Goats victory.

The win moved Cheap Goats to 7-6 on the season while Shady Characters fell to 3-10.

W: Dinger (4-3)

L: Lucas (2-5)

Box Score

Game Notes:

Dinger earned the complete game win for Cheap Goats, allowing three runs on seven hits.
Lucas took the loss for Shady Characters, allowing five runs on eight hits in a complete game effort.
Kevin led Cheap Goats at the plate, going 2-for-4 with two homers, two runs scored, and three RBI.
Courtlen also went 2-for-3 with a single and a solo homer.
Zach led Shady Characters on offense, going 2-for-4 with a single and a solo home run.

Tone continued to swing a hot bat, going 4-for-5 with three extra-base hits, and Alec drove in five runs, including a three-run homer that put the game away, as Guac Boys cruised past Jack Shack 8-3, maintaining their hold on first place in the EWL standings.

Jon M started on the mound for Jack Shack, and Guac Boys got on the board early. Tone doubled with one out before Alec drove him home with an RBI double, giving Guac Boys a 1-0 advantage. Form later grounded out to end the inning.

Bohn took the mound for Guac Boys, and Jack Shack answered immediately. With one out in the bottom of the first, Jon M launched a solo homer, tying the score at 1-1. Bohn struck out Jon D to end the inning.

Guac Boys regained the lead in the top of the second. Jan led off with a solo homer, putting Guac Boys in front 2-1. Bohn singled, and Tone followed with an RBI triple to score him, extending the lead to 3-1. Alec grounded out for the first out of the inning, but Tone scored on the play, pushing the lead to 4-1. Form grounded out to end the inning with Guac Boys ahead by three.

Dave and Josh were retired in a quick bottom of the second.

Jan grounded out to begin the top of the third before Bohn singled and Tone followed with another base hit, putting two runners on with one out. Alec crushed a three-run homer, breaking the game open and extending the Guac Boys lead to 7-1. Form flew out to end the inning.

Jon M flew out and Jon D grounded out in a quick bottom of the third as Bohn continued to roll.

Jan struck out to begin the top of the fourth before Bohn singled for the third time in the game. Tone followed with an RBI double, pushing the Guac Boys lead to 8-1. Alec flew out to end the inning, stranding Tone at second.

Dave and Josh were both retired in order in the bottom of the fourth.

Form doubled to begin the top of the fifth, and Jan followed with a single, putting two runners in scoring position but Jon M escaped further damage when Bohn grounded into an inning-ending double play.

Jon M led off the bottom of the fifth with a double, but Bohn stranded him, retiring Jon D and Dave to preserve the seven-run lead.

Tone grounded out and Alec flew out in a quick top of the sixth.

Josh led off the bottom of the sixth with a triple before Jon M drove him home with an RBI single, cutting the deficit to 8-2. The rally would end there, however, as Bohn retired Jon D and Dave to end the game as Guac Boys secured an 8-2 victory.

The win moved Guac Boys to 9-4 on the season while Jack Shack fell to 7-6.

W: Bohn (7-2)

L: Jon M (3-4)

Box Score

Game Notes:

– Bohn pitched the complete game win for Guac Boys, allowing two runs on four hits and striking out one.
– Jon M took the loss for Jack Shack, allowing eight runs on twelve hits in a complete game effort.
– Tone led Guac Boys on offense, going 4-for-5 with a single, two doubles, a triple, three runs scored, and two RBI.

– Alec went 2-for-5 for Guac Boys with a double, a home run, a run scored, and five RBI.

– Jon M was the only Jack Shack player with multiple hits, going 3-for-4 with a single, a double, a homer, a run scored, and two RBI.