
Ryan was one of four Jack Shack players to hit for the cycle in one of the most lopsided victories in league history, a 27-7 win over Shady Characters
Jack Shack came into week 8 having won five of their last eight games after an 0-4 start to the season, and they met little resistance from a depleted Shady Characters roster, setting several EWL records en route to a 27-7 win. Four of Jack Shack’s five players hit for the cycle, the first team in league history with more than two players to hit for the cycle in the same game, and they broke the team single-game record for most hits in a game and tied the record for most triples in a game over the course of a beatdown of historic proportions.
Lucas took the mound for Shady Characters, and he immediately got into massive trouble. In an unusual move, and for the first time in league history, the game’s leadoff batter, Josh, was intentionally walked, setting a losing tone that would permeate deeply throughout the game. The next batter, Jon M, hit an RBI triple, scoring Josh, and Jack Shack led 1-0. Two batters later, Jacob hit an RBI double to score Jon M, the first of ten consecutive Jack Shack hits, and Shady Characters trailed 2-0. Ryan hit an RBI single to score Jacob, and the lead was 3-0. Josh singled, putting runners on the corners, and Jon M followed with an RBI double to score both runners, putting Jack Shack ahead 5-0. Jon D then tripled, scoring Jon M, and the lead was 6-0. Jacob tripled, scoring Jon D, and Shady Characters trailed 7-. Ryan doubled, scoring Jacob, pushing the lead to 8-0. Josh followed with a two-run homer, and Jack Shack was in front 10-0. Jon M singled, and wen Jon D followed with a double, Jon M was thrown out at home, ending a disastrous first inning that found Shady Characters trailing by ten runs before coming to bat.
Jon M started for Jack Shack, and the first batter he faced, Thomas, hit a leadoff homer, cutting the deficit to 10-1. Two batters later, Lucas hit a one-out single, but Jon retired Johnny, filling in for Shady Characters, to end the inning.
Lucas retired Jacob to start the top of the second, but Ryan followed with a solo homer, making the score 11-1. Josh singled, and when Jon M hit a double, Josh was thrown out trying to score, and another inning ended with an outfield assist.
For the second consecutive inning, Thomas led off the bottom of the first with a solo homer, making the score 11-2. Two batters later, Lucas once again singled with one out, but Jon M stranded him again, retiring Johnny to end the inning.
Up nine runs, Jack Shack blew the game open in the top of the third. Jon D led off with a double, and Jacob followed with a two-run homer, pushing the score to 13-2. Ryan tripled, completing the cycle in his first four at-bats, and Josh followed with a single to put runners on the corners. Two batters later, with one out, Jon D hit a three-run homer, and Jack Shack led 16-2. Jacob doubled, and Ryan followed with his second homer of the game, a two-run shot that made the score 18-2. Lucas retired Josh to end the inning, and Shady Characters trailed by sixteen runs.
Thomas started the bottom of the third with a double, and Nate followed with an RBI double, narrowing the Jack Shack lead to 18-3. Jon M retired the next two batters, stranding Nate at second an ending the inning.
Shady Characters brought Thomas to the mound for his first career pitching appearance, and the first batter he faced, Jon M, led off the top of the fourth with a solo homer, giving him the cycle, and Jack Shack led 19-3. Jon D singled, making him the third Jack Shack player to reach the cycle through four innings, but Lucas avoided another catastrophic inning, retiring Jacob and Ryan to strand the runner, and Jack Shack led by sixteen runs.
Thomas led off the top of the fourth with a triple, and Nate followed with a two-run homer, making the score 19-5. Jon M retired Lucas and Johnny to end the inning, and Shady Characters were down fourteen runs.
Thomas retired Josh to start the top of the fifth, but Jon M followed with his second homer of the game, a solo shot that made the score 20-5. Jon D tripled, and Jacob followed with an RBI single, making him the fourth Jack Shack player to hit for the cycle and pushing the Jack Shack lead to 21-5. Ryan doubled, putting runners on second and third, but Thomas stranded both runners, retiring Josh to end the inning with Jack Shack leading by sixteen runs.
For the fifth consecutive inning, Thomas led off the bottom of the fifth with a base hit, his second triple of the game. Nate followed with his second two-run homer of the game, cutting the score to 21-7. Jon M retired Lucas and Johnny to end the inning, and the Jack Shack lead was fourteen runs.
Jack Shack added insult to injury in the top of the sixth. Jon M and Jon D each singled to start the inning, putting runners on the corners, and Jacob followed with an RBI double, scoring both runners, and Jack Shack led 23-7. Ryan followed with a two-run homer, his third blast of the game, and the lead was 25-7. Josh followed with a solo shot, as did Jon M, and the back-to-back-to-back homers gave Jack Shack a 27-7 lead. Thomas retired Jon D, and after allowing a one-out triple to Jacob, he retired Ryan to strand the runner at third, ending the inning, and Shady Characters were down twenty runs.

Josh connects on one of his two-homers in Jack Shack’s demolition of Shady Characters
Thomas hit a double to start the bottom of the sixth, making him six-for-six in the game, but Jon M stranded him. He retired Nate and Lucas to end the inning and the game, giving Jack Shack a historic 27-7 win.
The win moved Jack Shack to 7-8 on the season, within a game of .500, and the loss dropped Shady Characters to 9-6.
W: Jon M (4-1)
L: Lucas (3-3)
Box Score
Game Notes:
– Jon M pitched the complete game win for Jack Shack, allowing seven runs on eleven hits.
– Lucas took the loss for Shady Characters, giving up eighteen runs on twenty-one hits in three innings.
– Thomas pitched three innings or relief for Shady Characters, surrendering nine runs on thirteen hits.
– Jon M, Jon D, Jacob, and Ryan each had monster games for Jack Shack in the win. Jon M went 8-for-0 with two singles, two doubles, a triple, three home runs, six runs scored, and five RBI. Jon D went 7-for-9 with two singles, two doubles, two triples, a home run, five runs scored, and four RBI. Jacob went 7-for-9 with a single, three doubles, two triples, a home run, five runs scored, and seven RBI. And Ryan went 7-for-9 with a single, two doubles, a triple, three home runs, six runs scored, and seven RBI.
– Thomas led Shady Characters in the loss, going 6-for-6 with two doubles, two triples, two home runs, five runs scored, and two RBI.
– Jack Shack broke a twelve year old record for most team hits in a single game with 34 hits, breaking Fish Sticks record of 33 hits from 2012.
– Jack Shack tied the team single-game record for triples, with 6, tying Ham Slams who hit six triples in a 2017 contest.
– Shady Characters broke the team single-game record for hits allowed, with 34, breaking the record of 33 hits allowed by Downtown Bobby Brown from 2012.
– Jon M, Jon, D, Jacob, and Ryan all hit for the cycle. It was the first career cycle for Jon M, Jon D, and Jacob, and the second time Ryan had hit for the cycle in his wiffle career.
– Thomas’s leadoff homer was the first of his wiffle career.
Tags: 2024, Jack Shack, July, Shady Characters, Week 8