(1) Caucasian Vaginas vs. (4) Pumice on Slow!
Game 1: Guthrie (7-1, 2.22 ERA) vs. Gaurav (2-6, 5.18 ERA)
Preview: Guthrie was (1-0) with a ND vs. Pumice! this year, and is a Cy Young favorite. Gaurav was (0-3) with a ND vs. the Caucasians, but is the unquestioned ace of the Pumice on Slow! staff.
Game 2: Les (2-1, 1.76 ERA) vs. John (0-5, 4.75 ERA)
Preview: Both of Les’s wins came against Pumice! this year and he didn’t give up a run in either appearance. John is (0-2) against the Caucasians, but only gave up 3 runs in both starts combined.
(2) Fish Sticks vs. (3) 4 out of 5 Dentists
Game 1: Dinger (4-5, 3.39 ERA) vs. Ron (4-7, 3.20 ERA)
Preview: Dinger is (0-2) with a ND in 3 starts against the Dentists, but pitched well in 8 innings in the last game of the season. Ron is (2-2) this season against the Fish Sticks, including taking the loss his team’s last game.
Game 2: Joey (8-3, 3.28 ERA) vs. Chris (6-1, 2.57 ERA)
Preview: Joey is (4-1) in 5 starts against the Dentists, and took the win in the final game of the year. Chris is (1-0) with a ND against the Fish Sticks. The ND came in the final game, when he pitched 8 innings.
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