Frosty Pitches 3-hitter as Caucasians Beat Pumice on Slow! 6-1

3 Jun

Frosty takes a pitch from Gaurav in the Caucasians 6-1 win over Pumice

Frosty and the Caucasian Vaginas defense shut down Pumice on Slow! en route to a 6-1 win, snapping Pumice’s three game win streak.

Pumice came out of the gates slow, with Gaurav and Brad grounding out in order in the top of the first. The Caucasians, however, got their bats out early as Les and Morrison singled to start the game. Frosty grounded out to put two runners in scoring position, and Les doubled driving in a run, putting the Vaginas up 1-0 with one out. Morrison followed with a single, plating a second run, and after Frosty grounded out to end the first, the lead was 2-0.

Luke and John flew consecutively in the second, and Les led off the bottom of the second with a groundout for the Vaginas. But Morrison followed with a solo home run extending the score to 3-0. Frosty was unable to help his own cause, grounding out to end the second.

Pumice finally got on the board in the top of the third when Gaurav led off the inning with a blast to center, cutting the deficit to 3-1. They were unable to extend the rally, however, as Brad and Luke were both retired by groundout. Les grounded out to start the bottom of the third for the Caucasians, but after Morrison singled, he was stranded at first when Frosty was retired.

Down 3-1, John singled to lead off the fourth for Pumice, but couldn’t advance a base when Gaurav and Brad were sent down in order. The Caucasians added insurance runs in the bottom of the fourth, starting with back-to-back singles by Les and Morrison. Frosty again grounded out, but put two runners in scoring position for Les, who drove in both runs with a single. With the score 5-1, Morrison grounded out to end the inning.

Down four runs, Pumice couldn’t get the offense going, as Luke and John were retired in the top of the fifth. In the bottom half of the inning, Frosty got his first hit of the game, a solo home run to left, increasing the Vaginas lead to 6-1. Gaurav retired Les and Morrison, and the deficit was five runs heading into the final frame.

Gaurav got his second hit of the contest, a single, to start the sixth. But Pumice was unable to plate a run, as Brad and Luke each grounded out to left field, ending the game, and snapping Pumice on Slow!’s three game winning streak.

Game Notes:
– Due to only playing with three players, Les drove himself in twice in this game

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