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Jason of Shady Characters Named Pabst Blue Ribbon Wiffler of the Week

3 Oct

Jason continued to leave an indelible mark on the 2023 season and the EWL record book, crushing opposing pitchers in week 7 and powering Shady Characters to a commanding lead in the season standings. After tying the single-game home run record for the second time this season and standing alone as the only player in the last five years to hit five homers in a game, Jason was voted Wiffler of the Week for week 7 of the 2023 season.

In a 7-6 win over Jack Shack, Jason went 3-for-6 with a single, two home runs, two runs scored, and two RBI.

In a 20-12 win over Cheap Goats, Jason had one of the best games in EWL history, going 7-for-8 with a single, a double, five home runs, six runs scored, and nine RBI.

Jason joined Bob as one of the only two players in EWL history to hit five home runs in a game twice.

In total, Jason went 10-for-14 with two singles, a double, seven home runs, eight runs scored, and eleven RBI.

This is the sixth time Jason has been voted Wiffler of the Week in his wiffle career. He was voted Wiffler of the Week earlier this season after a historic performance in week 4, and he also earned the honor three times in 2022 and twice in 2021.

Guac Boys Erupt for Ten-Run Inning, Rout Jack Shack 17-1

3 Oct

Alec led a dominant Guac Boys performance, going 5-for-6 with two triples, three home runs, and eight RBI in a blowout 17-1 win over Jack Shack

The Guac Boys scored ten runs in the top of the first and never looked back, destroying Jack Shack 17-1 in a dominant offensive and defensive performance. Bohn pitched a complete game win, allowing only one run on five hits, Alec had five extra-base hits which included three homers and two triples, and Tone went 5-for-5 with a career-high three bombs in one of the most lopsided games of the 2023 season.

Jack Shack got off to a hot start in the top of the first when Ryan led off the game with a homer, giving Jack Shack a 1-0, but also, the only run they would score in the contest. Jon later singled with one out, but Bohn stranded him, retiring Brian to end the inning.

Ryan led off the top of the first with a homer, his fourth leadoff homer of the year

Bohn would get all of the run support he would need, and more, in the bottom of the first. He singled to start the inning, and Alec put the Guac Boys up for good in the second at-bat of the inning. His two-run homer made the score 2-1, and the offensive explosion continued from there. Jack Shack’s starter, Josh, then allowed a homer to Brum, and the back-to-back jacks made the score 3-1. Form doubled, and he moved to third when Tone followed with a single. Two batters later, Alec cleared the bases with his second homer of the inning, a three-run shot that gave the Guac Boys a 6-1 lead. Brum singled, and Form hit a two-run homer to center, extending the lead to 8-1. Tone then homered, and the second pair of consecutive home runs in the inning made the score 9-1. Bohn singled, and Jack Shack turned to the bullpen, bringing Ryan to the mound. The first batter he faced, Alec, his an RBI triple, scoring Bohn, and the Guac Boys lead was 10-1. Ryan retired Brum for the second out of the inning, stranding Alec, but Jack Shack trailed by nine runs after an inning.

Bohn rolled through the top of the second, retiring Ryan and Josh in order.

Ryan retired Form to start the bottom of the second, but Tone followed with his second homer of the game, a solo shot that put the Guac Boys in front 11-1. Ryan then retired Bohn to end the inning.

Brian hit a one-out single in the top of the third, but Bohn stranded him, retiring Ryan for the second out of the inning, and the Guac Boys led by ten runs.

The Guac Boys continued to pour it on in the bottom of the third. Alec tripled, and he scored when Ryan got Brum to ground out for the first out of the inning, making the score 12-1. Form then homered, and the Guac Boys led 13-1. Tone followed with his third solo shot in as many at-bats, and the lead was 14-1. Bohn followed with a solo homer, and the back-to-back-to-back home runs put the Guac Boys in front 15-1. Ryan retired Alec to end the inning, and Jack Shack were behind by fourteen runs.

Tone had the best game of his wiffle career, going a perfect 5-for-5 with two singles, three solo homers, and five runs scored

Bohn continued to cruise in the top of the fourth, retiring Josh before striking out Jon to end the inning.

Ryan finally escaped an inning without damage, retiring Brum and Form consecutively in the bottom of the fourth.

Brian tripled to lead off the top of the fifth, but Jack Shack couldn’t cut into the deficit. Bohn retired Ryan and Josh to strand the runner at third, and the score remained 15-1.

Bohn delivered one of the best pitching performances of the 2023 season so far, allowing only a single run on five hits in a complete game victory

The Guac Boys added two more insurance runs in the bottom of the fifth. Tone led off the inning with a single, and two batters later, Alec swatted his third homer of the game, a two-run shot that made the score 17-1. Ryan then retired Brum to end the inning, and Jack Shack would need sixteen runs in the top of the sixth.

Bohn remained on the mound to close things out for the Guac Boys. After allowing a one-out single to Brian, he retired Ryan for the second out of the inning, ending the game and giving the Guac Boys a runaway 17-1 win.

The win moved the Guac Boys to .500 at 7-7 on the season, and the loss dropped Jack Shack to 4-10.

W: Bohn (3-3)
L: Josh (2-5)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Bohn pitched the complete game win for the Guac Boys, allowing one run on five hits and striking out one.
– Josh took the loss for Jack Shack, giving up ten runs on ten hits in half an inning.
– Ryan pitched 4.5 innings of relief for Jack Shack, allowing seven runs on eight hits.
– Alec led the Guac Boys on offense, going 5-for-6 with two triples, three home runs, four runs scored, and eight RBI.
– Tone had the best game of his career, going a perfect 5-for-5 with two singles, three home runs, five runs scored, and three RBI.
– Form also went deep twice for the Guac Boys, going 3-for-5 with a double, two home runs, three runs scored, and three RBI.
– Brian was the only Jack Shack player with multiple hits, going 3-for-4 with two singles and a triple.
– Ryan’s leadoff homer was his fourth of the 2023 season and of his career.

Jason Ties Home Run Record with Five Bombs as Shady Characters Destroy Cheap Goats 20-12

3 Oct

Dinger delivers a pitch to Jason, who tied the single-game EWL record for home runs, with five, in Shady Characters 20-12 victory over Cheap Goats

In a game that scored more like a football game than baseball, Jason tied the single-game home run record for the second time this season, swatting five round-trippers in a blowout win for Shady Characters. Nate also continued his stellar year, reaching base safely seven times, and Mike also had seven hits including three homers. Joey went deep four times and Christian had three home runs in the Cheap Goats loss.

With their ace Tom out for the week, Shady Characters started Lucas on the mound, and the first batter he faced, Joey, hit a leadoff homer, giving Cheap Goats a 1-0 lead. Two batters later, Christian homered, and Cheap Goats led 2-0. Dinger followed with a home run, which made the score 3-0, before Joey hit his second homer of the inning, extending the lead to 4-0. Miller then homered, and the back-to-back-to-back-to-back homers included every player in the Cheap Goats lineup, making the score 5-0. Lucas finally escaped the inning, retiring Christian for the second out.

Christian went 4-for-6 with a double, three homers, three runs scored, and four RBI in the Cheap Goats loss.

Christian took the mound for Cheap Goats, and the first batter he faced, Nate, led off the bottom of the first with a homer, cutting the score to 5-1. Mike followed with a single, but Christian stranded him, retiring Jason and Lucas to end the inning, and Cheap Goats led by four runs.

Lucas retired Dinger to start the top of the second, but the next batter, Joey, hit his third homer in as many at-bats, a solo shot that put Cheap Goats in front 6-1. Lucas then retired Miller to end the inning.

Shady Characters trailed by five runs, but they would fight back in the bottom of the second with a huge inning, taking the lead for good. Nate led off the inning with a double and moved to third when Mike followed with a single. Jason cleared the bases with a three-run shot to right-center, narrowing the Cheap Goats lead to 6-4. Two batters later, Nate hit a solo homer, and Shady Characters trailed 6-5. Mike then homered, tying the game, and Jason followed with his second home run of the inning, putting Shady Characters ahead 7-6. Lucas then homered, and just as Cheap Goats did in the first, Shady Characters went back-to-back-to-back-to-back with all four members of their lineup going deep consecutively, and they led 8-6. At this point Cheap Goats turned to their bullpen, bringing Dinger to the mound to relieve Christian. The first batter he faced, Nate, singled, and Mike drove him in with an RBI single that extended the lead to 9-6. Jason then singled, putting runners on the corners, but Dinger avoided further damage, retiring Lucas for the second out of the inning. Shady Characters had put eight runs on the board in the bottom of the second, taking a 9-6 lead.

Mike went 7-for-9 with three singles, a double, three home runs, five runs scored, and five RBI.

Shady Characters also turned to the bullpen in the top of the third, bringing Jason to the mound for a rare pitching appearance. He retired the first two batters he faced, Christian and Dinger.

Dinger retired Nate to start the bottom of the third, but Mike followed with his second homer of the game, making the score 10-6. Jason then homered for the third time, and the back-to-back jacks gave Shady Characters an 11-6 lead. Dinger retired Lucas to end the inning, and Cheap Goats were behind by five runs.

Jason continued to roll in the top of the fourth, sending Joey and Miller down in order.

Shady Characters continued to extend their lead in the bottom of the fourth. Nate singled, and Mike followed with a double to put two runners in scoring position with no outs. For the second time in the game, Jason launched a three-run bomb, and Shady Characters led 14-6. Cheap Goats removed Dinger from the mound and returned Christian to it. He retired Lucas, allowed a one-out single to Nate, and then retired Mike to end the inning with his team down by eight runs.

Cheap Goats showed some life in the top of the fifth. Christian led off the inning with a solo homer, his second of the game, cutting the score to 14-7. Two batters later, Joey tied his season best by hitting his fourth homer, which made the score 14-8. Jason then retired Miller to end the inning.

Joey, who went 5-for-7 with a double and four home runs in the loss, jumps to make a one-handed catch in centerfield

Shady Characters piled on in the bottom of the fifth, putting a game that was already out of reach completely to bed. Jason doubled to start the inning, and Lucas drove him in with an RBI single, making the score 15-8. Two batters later, Mike hit a two-run homer, and Shady Characters led 17-8. Jason came to the plate one homer shy of tying the single-game record for the second time this season, and he did exactly that, launching his fifth bomb of the game, putting Shady Characters in front 18-8. Lucas then homered, and Shady Characters led 19-8. Cheap Goats removed Christian from the mound for the second time in the game, bringing Joey to the mound for his first pitching appearance of the season. The first batter he faced, Nate, crushed a homer to right field, and Shady Characters had hit four consecutive home runs for the second time in the contest. Joey retired Mike to end the inning, and Shady Characters had scored six more runs to take a 20-8 lead heading into the sixth inning.

Nate continued his strong sophomore season, going 7-for-9 with two singles, two doubles, three home runs, six runs scored, and three RBI in the Shady Characters blowout win.

Down twelve, Cheap Goats were in a big hole. Christian led off the top of the sixth with his third homer of the game, and the solo shot made the score 20-9. Dinger singled, and Joey followed with a double to put runners on second and third. Miller then singled, scoring Dinger, and Cheap Goats trailed 20-10. Christian followed with a double, scoring Joey, and the score was 20-11. Jason retired Dinger for the first out of the inning, but Miller scored on the play, and Cheap Goats trailed 20-12. The rally would end there. Jason retired Joey to strand Christian at third, ending the inning and the game, and giving Shady Characters a 20-12 win.

The win moved Shady Characters to 11-3 on the year, and Cheap Goats dropped to 6-8.

W: Lucas (2-3)
L: Christian (3-4)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Lucas picked up the win for Shady Characters, allowing six runs on six hits in two innings.
– Jason pitched four innings of relief for Shady Characters, giving up six runs on seven hits.
– Christian took the loss for Cheap Goats, combining to allow thirteen runs on fifteen hits in two appearances over three innings.
– Dinger pitched 1.5 innings of relief for Cheap Goats, giving up six runs on eight hits.
– Joey pitched half an inning of relief for Cheap Goats, allowing one run on one hit.
– Jason tied the single-game EWL record for home runs for the second time in 2023 (and the second time in three weeks), hitting five bombs in a 7-for-8 performance that also included a single, a double, six runs scored, and nine RBI.
– Nate and Mike each had seven hits for Shady Characters as well. Nate went 7-for-9 with two singles, two doubles, three home runs, six runs scored, and three RBI. Nate also hit the first leadoff homer of his wiffle career in the bottom of the first. Mike went 7-for-9 with three singles, a double, three home runs, five runs scored, and five RBI.
– Joey led Cheap Goats in the loss, going 5-for-7 with a double, four home runs, five runs scored, and four RBI. He also hit the 11th leadoff homer of his EWL career.
– Christian also performed well in the loss, going 4-for-6 with a double, three home runs, three runs scored, and four RBI.
– Shady Characters tied the single-game team record for home runs, hitting thirteen. They tied Loss Mitigation, who hit thirteen homers in a single game in 2018, and the Fish Sticks, who hit thirteen homers in a game in 2012.

Miller Homers Four Times to Lead Cheap Goats to 11-8 Victory Over Guac Boys

3 Oct

Miller fell just one homer (and one base) short of the single-game EWL record for home runs, swatting four bombs in Cheap Goats 11-8 win over the Guac Boys

Miller went 5-for-6 with four homers, driving in six of Cheap Goats’ eleven runs and leading his team to an 11-8 win. Both teams combined for four total runs through four innings, before the teams combined for fifteen runs across the final two innings, during which Cheap Goats pulled away. Joey also went deep twice, and Dinger earned the win on the mound as the Cheap Goats clawed within a game of .500 on the season.

Alec took the mound for the Guac Boys, and after retiring Joey, the first batter of the game, he allowed a solo homer to Miller, putting Cheap Goats up 1-0. Alec then retired Christian to end the inning.

Dinger started for Cheap Goats, and after allowing a one-out double to Alec, he retired Brum to strand the runner, ending the inning.

Alec cruised through the top of the second, retiring Dinger and Joey in order.

Form led off the bottom of the second with a solo homer, tying the score at 1-1. Dinger then retired Tone and Bohn to end the inning.

Form went 2-for-4 with two homers, two runs scored, and three RBI in the Guac Boys loss

Miller tripled to start the top of the third, but he was caught out trying to extend the hit into an inside-the-park homer. Alec then retired Christian to end the inning, and the score remained 1-1.

Dinger continued to pitch effectively in the bottom of the third, sending Alec and Brum down consecutively.

Cheap Goats took the lead in the top of the fourth when Joey hit a one-out solo homer, making the score 2-1. Miller followed with his second blast of the game, and the back-to-back jacks gave Cheap Goats a 3-1 lead. Alec retired Christian to end the inning, and the Guac Boys trailed by two.

Joey went 3-for-6 with a double, two home runs, three runs scored, and three RBI in the Cheap Goats win

Dinger rolled through the bottom of the fourth, retiring Form and Tone, and through four innings, he had allowed only two hits.

Cheap Goats took a commanding lead in the top of the fifth. Dinger singled, and two batters later, Miller hit his third homer of the game, a two-run shot that extended the Cheap Goats lead to 5-1. Christian doubled, and Dinger provided his own run support, hitting a two-run homer than made the score 7-1. Joey then doubled, and Miller hit his second bomb of the inning and fourth of the game, putting Cheap Goats in front 9-1. Alec finally escaped the inning, retiring Christian for the second out, and Cheap Goats led by eight runs.

Cheap Goats celebrate one of Miller’s career high four homers

The Guac Boys responded in the bottom of the fifth, chipping away at the Cheap Goats lead. Bohn singled, and Alec drove him in with a two-run homer, cutting the score to 9-3. Brum then singled, and Form went deep for the second time in the contest, narrowing the Cheap Goats lead to 9-5. Cheap Goats turned to the bullpen, bringing Christian to the mound. He retired the first two batter he faced, Tone and Bohn, ending the inning.

The Guac Boys celebrate at home after Alec’s two run homer pulled them closer in the bottom of the fifth

Cheap Goats added a few insurance runs in the top of the sixth. Dinger doubled, and Joey followed with his second homer of the game, a two-run shot that put Cheap Goats ahead 11-5. Alec retired Miller and Christian to end the inning, and the Guac Boys trailed by six runs heading into their final at-bat.

The Guac Boys made things interesting in the bottom of the sixth. Alec singled, and he scored from first when Brum followed with a single, making the score 11-6. Two batters later, Tone hit a one-out two-run homer, and the Guac Boys trailed 11-8. The rally would end there, however, as Christian got Bohn to ground out to center, ending the inning and the game, giving Cheap Goats an 11-8 victory.

The win moved Cheap Goats to 6-7 on the year, and the loss dropped the Guac Boys to 6-7.

W: Dinger (3-3)
L: Alec (4-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Dinger earned the win for Cheap Goats, allowing five runs on six hits in four innings.
– Christian pitched two innings of relief, giving up three runs on two hits.
– Alec took the loss in a complete game effort for Guac Boys, allowing eleven runs on twelve hits in six innings.
– Miller led Cheap Goats, going 5-for-6 with a triple, four home runs, four runs scored, and six RBI. He missed tying the single-game EWL record for home runs when he was called out attempting an inside-the-park homer, and he also had a final at-bat when he could have tied the record.
– Joey also went 3-for-6 for Cheap Goats with a double, two home runs, three runs scored, and three RBI.
– Alec led the Guac Boys in the loss, going 3-for-4 with a single, a double, a home run, two runs scored, and two RBI.

Mike and Jason Power Shady Characters to 7-6 Comeback Win Over Jack Shack

7 Sep

Mike sparked the rally that led to Shady Characters comeback win and scored the winning run in the 7-6 come-from-behind victory

Jack Shack had taken a 5-0 lead halfway through their week 7 matchup with Shady Characters before Jason and Mike combined for three homers in the bottom of the fourth, igniting a comeback that resulted in a 7-6 walk-off victory. With the game tied at 6-6 in the bottom of the sixth, Shady Characters hit three consecutive singles to start the inning, and the third single, hit by Lucas, drove in Mike to cap the win. Mike led Shady Characters, going 5-for-6 with three singles, two solo homers, and four runs scored.

Lucas took the mound for Shady Characters, and after retiring the first batter he faced, Ryan, he allowed a solo homer to Josh, which gave Jack Shack a 1-0 lead. Lucas then retired Jon to end the inning.

Brian started for Jack Shack, and after allowing a one-out single to Mike in the bottom of the first, he retired Jason to strand the runner, ending the inning.

Brian provided his own run support in the top of the second, leading off the inning with a solo homer that put Jack Shack ahead 2-0. Lucas retired the next two batters, Ryan and Josh, ending the inning.

Brian went 3-for-5 with a double, two home runs, two runs scored, and four RBI in the Jack Shack loss

Lucas doubled to start the bottom of the second, but Shady Characters couldn’t plate him. Brian retired Nate and Mike to strand the runner at second, and the score remained 2-0.

Jon led off the top of the third with a solo homer, extending the Jack Shack lead to 3-0. Two batters later, Ryan hit a one-out single, but Lucas stranded him, retiring Josh to end the inning.

Lucas doubled with one out in the bottom of the third, but when Nate followed with a single, Lucas was thrown out at home, ending the inning.

Jon started the top of the fourth with a triple, and Brian drove him in with a two-run bomb, putting Jack Shack ahead 5-0. Lucas retired the next two batters to end the inning.

Down 5-0, Shady Characters rallied in the bottom of the fourth. Mike singled, and Jason followed with a two-run bomb, putting Shady Characters on the board with the score 5-2. Two batters later, Nate hit a solo homer, cutting the deficit to 5-3. Mike followed with a solo shot, and the Jack Shack lead had been cut to 5-4. Jason followed with his second homer of the inning, and the back-to-back-to-back jacks had tied the game at 5-5. Lucas followed with his third double of the game, but Brian once again stranded him, retiring Nate to end the inning.

Jason hit two homers in the Shady Characters fourth inning rally and went 3-for-6 with as single, two home runs, two runs scored, and three RBI

Jon doubled to lead off the top of the fifth, but Lucas stranded him, retiring Brian and Ryan to end the inning, and the game was still tied at 5-5.

Mike led off the bottom of the fifth with a solo homer, and Shady Characters had taken a 6-5 lead. Two batters later, Lucas hit his fourth double of the game, but for the fourth consecutive time, Brian stranded him, retiring Nate to end the inning.

Lucas went 5-for-6 with a single, four doubles, and an RBI, and he pitched the complete game victory for Shady Characters

Josh led off the top of the sixth with a solo homer, his second of the game, tying the score at 6-6. Jon followed with a double, but when Brian doubled, Jon was thrown out at home for the first out of the inning. Jack Shack continued to have the go-ahead run in scoring position, but Lucas stranded him, retiring Ryan to end the inning.

Mike started the bottom of the sixth with a single, and he moved from first to third when Jason followed with a single. Shady Characters had the winning run on third base, and it didn’t take long for them to plate him. Lucas hit a single, Shady Characters’ third consecutive, which scored Mike to end the game, giving Shady Characters a 7-6 comeback victory.

The win moved Shady Characters to 10-3 on the season, and the loss dropped Jack Shack to 4-9.

W: Lucas (2-3)
L: Brian (0-3)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Lucas pitched the complete game win for Shady Characters, allowing six runs on ten hits.
– Brian took the loss in a complete game effort for Jack Shack, giving up seven runs on fifteen hits in five innings.
– Mike led Shady Characters in the win, going 5-for-6 with three singles, two home runs, four runs scored, and two RBI.
– Lucas also went 5-for-6 for Shady Characters, with a single, four doubles, and the game-winning RBI.
– Jason went 3-for-6 in the win with a single, two home runs, two runs scored, and three RBI.
– Jon led Jack Shack in the loss, going 4-for-5 with two doubles, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and an RBI.
– Brian also went 3-for-5 in the loss with a double, two home runs, two runs scored, and four RBI