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Guac Boys Demolish Cheap Goats 11-3 Behind Offensive Explosion from Jan, Bohn, and Kyle

9 Jul

Jan had five hits, including two singles, a double, and a homer, hitting for the cycle, and he also pitched the complete game win, as the Guac Boys crushed Cheap Goats 11-3.

Jan went 5-for-7, hitting for the cycle for the first time in his wiffle career, and his teammates Bohn and Kyle each had four extra-base hits as the Guac Boys routed Cheap Goats 11-3. Jan pitched the complete game win and Bohn drove in five of the eleven runs as the Guac Boys pulled away and never looked back.

Jan took the mound for the Guac Boys, and he retired Cheap Goats in order in the top of the first, sending Miller and Joe down consecutively.

He got run support in the bottom of the first, starting when he led off the inning with a single. Bohn followed with an RBI double to score him, and Guac Boys led 1-0. Cheap Goats starter, Christian, retired the next two batters, stranding Bohn at second to end the inning.

Cheap Goats pulled ahead in the top of the second. Joey led off the inning with a solo homer, tying the score at 1-1. Two batters later, Dinger hit a one-out double, and Miller drove him in with a two-run shot to center. Jan retired Joe to end the inning, and Cheap Goats led 3-1.

The lead wouldn’t last long, as the Guac Boys bounced back in the bottom of the second. Jan led off with a triple, and Bohn drove him in with an RBI double, cutting the deficit to 3-2. Kyle then tripled, scoring Bohn, and the game was tied at 3-3. Jude followed with a deep fly to center, which was caught for an out, but Kyle tagged and scored on the play to put the Guac Boys ahead 4-3. Jan then went deep, and his solo shot extended the lead to 5-3. Christian finally escaped the inning, retiring Bohn for the second out.

Kyle had four extra-base hits, going 4-for-6 with two doubles, two triples, three runs scored, and two RBI, in the Guac Boys win.

Christian singled with one out in the top of the third, but Jan stranded him, retiring Dinger to end the inning.

Kyle tripled to start the bottom of the third, and two batters later, Jan hit an RBI single to score him, pushing the score to 6-3. Christian then retired Bohn to end the inning.

Jan cruised through top of the fourth, sending Miller and Joe down in order.

Kyle doubled to lead off the bottom of the fourth, and two batters later, Jan hit a one-out RBI double, scoring Kyle and pushing the Guac Boys lead to 7-3. The double gave Jan the cycle, the first of his wiffle career. Bohn followed with a two-run bomb to right-center, and Guac Boys led 9-3. Cheap Goats turned to the bullpen, removing Christian and bringing Dinger to the mound. He retired Kyle, the first batter he faced, to end the inning.

Jan continued to roll in the top of the fifth, retiring Joey and Christian consecutively, and the Guac Boys continued to lead by six.

Jude led off the bottom of the fifth with a double, and two batters later, Bohn hit an RBI double to score him. Kyle then doubled, scoring Bohn, and the Guac Boys were in front 11-3. Jude singled to put runners on the corners with no outs, but Dinger avoided further damage, retiring Jan to strand both runners, ending the inning.

Miller doubled with one out in the top of the sixth, but Jan shut it down. He retired Joe to strand Miller at second, ending the inning and the game as the Guac Boys won 11-3.

The win moved the Guac Boys to 4-3 on the season, and the loss dropped Cheap Goats to 1-6.

W: Jan (2-0)
L: Christian (0-4)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Jan pitched the complete game win for the Guac Boys, allowing three runs on five hits.
– Christian took the loss for Cheap Goats, giving up nine runs on eleven hits in 3.5 innings.
– Dinger pitched an inning and a half of relief, allowing two runs on four hits.
– Jan went 5-for-7 with two singles, a double, a triple, a home run, four runs scored, and three RBI, hitting for the cycle for the first time in his career.
– Bohn and Kyle each had four extra-base hits in the Guac Boys win. Bohn went 4-for-6 with three doubles, a homer, three runs scored, and five RBI. Kyle went 4-for-6 with two doubles, two triples, three runs scored, and two RBI.
– Miller was the only Cheap Goats player with multiple hits. He went 2-for-4 with a double, a homer, a run scored, and two RBI.

Austin’s Walk-Off Two-Run Homer Sinks Cheap Goats in Dramatic 8-7 Jack Shack Win

9 Jul

Austin’s two-run walk-off homer capped a dramatic 8-7 win for Jack Shack

In one of the best games of the 2022 season, Jack Shack and Cheap Goats went blow for blow until Austin sealed a Jack Shack win with a two-run walk-off homer in the bottom of the sixth inning. After pulling ahead 7-5 in the top of the sixth, Cheap Goats allowed three runs in the bottom of the sixth, squandering their lead and dropped into sole possession of last place in the 2022 standings. Rob and Josh each had three hits and Austin went deep twice, as Jack Shack were the last squad standing in a game with stranded runners, controversial calls, intentional walks, and a lot of action.

Brian took the mound for Jack Shack, and he allowed a leadoff triple to Miller. Joe followed with an RBI single, making the score 1-0. Brian retired the next two batters to end the inning.

Jack Shack evened things up in the bottom of the first. Dinger, Cheap Goats’ starter, retired Adam to start the game, but Rob followed with a solo homer, tying the score at 1-1. Brian hit a one-out double, but Dinger stranded him, retiring Austin to end the inning.

Cheap Goats pulled back ahead in the top of the second. After retiring Dinger to start the inning, Brian allowed a solo homer to Miller, making the score 2-1. Joe followed with a triple, but Brian retired Joey to strand him at third, ending the inning.

Brian led off the bottom of the second with a double. When Jared followed with a single, Brian was caught out trying to score from second for the first out of the inning. Dinger then got Sean to fly out to center, stranding Jared at first and ending the inning.

Brian went 2-for-3 with a double and a triple in the Jack Shack victory

Jack Shack turned to Josh from the bullpen, and he rolled through the top of the third, retiring Christian and striking out Dinger.

Jack Shack once again evened things up in the bottom of the third. Rob doubled with one out, and Josh followed with an RBI double, tying the game at 2-2. Dinger then retired Austin to strand Josh at second, ending the inning.

Cheap Goats pulled ahead once more in the top of the fourth. Joe doubled with one out, and Joey followed with a two-run homer, putting Cheap Goats ahead 4-2. Christian followed with a double, but Josh got Dinger to ground out to center, stranding Christian and ending the inning.

Yet again, Jack Shack counterpunched to tie the game in the bottom of the fourth. Jared singled with one out, and Sean followed with an RBI single, scoring Jared from first to cut the score to 4-3. Adam then doubled, scoring Sean, and the game was tied at 4-4. Rob followed with a single, putting runners on the corners with one out. But Dinger buckled down, retiring Josh to strand both runners, ending the inning with the game tied.

Josh retired Cheap Goats in order in the top of the fifth, sending Miller and Joe down consecutively.

Jack Shack pulled ahead for the first time in the game in the bottom of the fifth when Austin led off the inning with a solo homer. Brian followed with a triple, but Dinger deftly retired Jared and Sean to strand him at third, and Jack Shack led 5-4 heading into the top of the sixth.

Down one, Cheap Goats rallied in the top of the sixth. Christian singled with one out, and he moved to second when Dinger followed with a single. Miller cleared the bases with a two-RBI triple, giving Cheap Goats a 6-5 lead. Joe followed with a double, scoring Miller, and Cheap Goats led 7-5. Jack Shack intentionally walked Joey, the first free pass of 2022, putting runners on first and second. Jack Shack wanted to face Christian, and it paid off. Josh struck him out to strand both runners, and Jack Shack would head into the bottom of the sixth trailing by two.

Miller rounds second for one of his two triples in the Cheap Goats loss to Jack Shack

Dinger remained on the mound to close things out for Cheap Goats, and he got into trouble. The first batter he faced, Adam, hit a double. Two batters later, Josh hit an RBI double, cutting the Cheap Goats lead to 7-6. Cheap Goats needed one out to get the W, but it wasn’t meant to be. The next batter, Austin, crushed a towering two-run blast to right, a walk-off homer that capped an entertaining 8-7 win for Jack Shack.

The win moved Jack Shack to 2-4 on the season, and the loss dropped Cheap Goats to 1-5.

W: Josh (1-0)
L: Dinger (1-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Josh earned the win for Jack Shack in relief, allowing five runs on seven hits and striking out two in four innings.
– Brian started the game for Jack Shack and got a no-decision, giving up two runs on four hits in two innings.
– Dinger took the loss for Cheap Goats, allowing eight runs on fifteen hits in 5.5 innings.
– Austin’s walk-off homer won the game for Jack Shack, and he went 2-for-4 with two homers, two runs scored, and three RBI in the win.
– Rob and Josh each had three hits for Jack Shack. Rob went 3-for-4 with a single, a double, a home run, two runs scored, and two RBI. Josh went 3-for-4 with three doubles, a run scored, and two RBI.
– Miller and Joe led Cheap Goats in the loss. Miller went 3-for-5 with two triples, a home run, three runs scored, and three RBI. Joe went 4-for-5 with a single, two doubles, a triple, a run scored, and two RBI.

Bohn’s Two-Run Walkoff Homer Caps Rain-Delayed 11-9 Guac Boys Win Over Cheap Goats

24 Jun

Bohn had the best game of his wiffle career, going 5-for-7 with two singles, a double, two homers, three runs scored, six RBI, and the walkoff two-run homer that gave the Guac Boys a dramatic week 3 victory over Cheap Goats

After the week 3 game between Cheap Goats and the Guac Boys was interrupted by a rain storm, a week later, both teams came out firing. The squads went back-and-forth until Bohn ended the game with a two-run walkoff homer in the bottom of the sixth, giving the Guac Boys a 11-9 win. Bohn led the Guac Boys going 5-for-7 with two singles, a double, two homers, three runs scored and five RBI. Miller hit for the cycle and Joey went 4-for-5 with two doubles and two homers in the loss, and the Guac Boys established firm control of second place in the standings.

Kyle took the mound for the Guac Boys, and after allowing a leadoff double to Miller, he retired Joe. Joey followed with an RBI double, scoring Miller, but he was caught out trying to extend the hit into a triple, ending the inning.

Joey went 4-for-5 with two doubles, two homers, two runs scored, and six RBI in the Cheap Goats loss.

Down 1-0, the Guac Boys pulled even in the bottom of the first. With one out, Bohn hit a solo homer to center, tying the game at 1-1. Cheap Goats’ starter, Christian, allowed a one-out single to Kyle before striking out Anthony to end the inning.

Kyle cruised through the top of the second, retiring Christian and Dinger in order.

The Guac Boys pulled ahead in the bottom of the second. Brum led off the inning with a triple, and he scored from third when Bohn grounded out for the first out of the inning, making the score 2-1. Kyle then hit a solo homer, putting the Guac Boys in front 3-1. Anthony singled, and he moved from first to third when Brum followed with a single. Bohn then singled, scoring Anthony to extend the lead to 4-1. Kyle then hit Guac Boys’ fourth consecutive single, putting them ahead 5-1. Christian retired Anthony to end the inning, stranding two runners, and the Guac Boys led by four runs.

Christian delivers a pitch to Kyle, who was perfect on the day, going 5-for-5 with two singles, two doubles, two runs scored, a sacrifice fly, four RBI, and pitched the complete game win for the Guac Boys.

Joe singled with one out in the top of the third, but Kyle retired Joey to strand him, ending the inning.

At this point the rain became too heavy, and week 3 action was postponed for a week.

Play resumed a week later with action picking up in the bottom of the third. Jan led off with a single and moved from first to third when Bohn followed with a single, putting runners on the corner. Kyle hit a sac fly to center, scoring Jan to put the Guac Boys ahead 6-1. Christian then retired Jude to strand Bohn, ending the inning with the Guac Boys leading by five.

Christian singled to start the top of the fourth, and two batters later, Miller hit an RBI triple to score him, cutting the score to 6-2. Kyle then retired Joe to strand Miller at third, ending the inning.

Miller hit for the cycle for the first time in his wiffle career, going 4-for-5 with a single, a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and three RBI.

Christian rolled through the bottom of the fourth, retiring Jan and Bohn in order.

Cheap Goats bounced back in the top of the fifth. Joey led off the inning with a solo homer, cutting the score to 6-3. Christian singled, and he moved from first to third when Dinger followed with a double. Miller singled, scoring Christian, and Cheap Goats trailed 6-4. Two batters later, Joey hit a one-out RBI double, clearing the bases to score Miller and Dinger, tying the game at 6-6. Kyle then retired Christian to strand Joey at second, ending the inning.

Joey and Christian celebrate at the plate after one of Joey’s two homers in the Cheap Goats loss.

The Guac Boys responded in the bottom of the fifth. Kyle led off with a double, and he moved to third when Jude singled, putting runners on the corners with no outs. Jan hit a sacrifice fly to center, scoring Kyle to give the Guac Boys a 7-6 lead. Bohn then doubled, scoring Jude, and the Guac Boys were in front 8-6. Kyle also doubled, scoring Bohn, and the lead was 9-6. Christian retired Jude for the second out of the inning, and Cheap Goats trailed by three runs.

Down to their last at-bat, Cheap Goats rallied in the top of the sixth. Kyle retired the first batter he faced, Dinger, but allowed a one-out solo homer to Miller, which cut the score to 9-7. The homer gave Miller the cycle for the first time in his wiffle career. Joe then doubled, and Joey tied the game with a two-run homer to left-center. Kyle retired Christian to end the inning, but the Cheap Goats had tied the game with a three-run rally in the top of the sixth.

The Guac Boys didn’t wait long to crush Cheap Goats’ spirits. Jan led off the bottom of the sixth with a single, and Bohn ended the game with a two-run walkoff homer to right-center. The walkoff blast gave the Guac Boys an 11-9 win as they took control of second place in the EWL standings.

Kyle and Bohn, who each had monster games in the Guac Boys win, celebrate at the plate after Bohn’s walkoff homer sealed an 11-9 win.

The win moved the Guac Boys to 3-2 on the season, and the loss dropped Cheap Goats to 1-4.

W: Kyle (1-0)
L: Christian (0-3)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Kyle pitched the complete game win for the Guac Boys, allowing nine runs on thirteen hits.
– Christian took the loss for the Cheap Goats, striking out one and giving up eleven runs on sixteen hits in five innings.
– Bohn led the Guac Boys on offense, going 5-for-7 with two singles, a double, two home runs, three runs scored, and six RBI.
– Kyle went a perfect 5-for-5 for the Guac Boys with two singles, two doubles, a homer, two runs scored, four RBI, and a sacrifice fly.
– Joey and Miller each had four hits for Cheap Goats. Miller went 4-for-5 with a single, a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and three RBI, hitting for the cycle for the first time in his career. Joey went 4-for-5 with two doubles, two home runs, two runs scored, and six RBI.

Mike Hits for Cycle as Shady Characters Storm Past Cheap Goats 12-2

24 Jun

Led by Mike, who hit for the cycle, Shady Characters remained undefeated on the 2022 season with a resounding 12-2 win over Cheap Goats

Five Shady Characters had three or more hits, and Mike capped off hitting for the cycle with a two-run homer in the sixth en route to a 12-2 runaway win over Cheap Goats. Dylan, Lucas, Austin, and Nate had three hits each, Mike had four hits, and Lucas and Tom held Cheap Goats to only two runs as Shady Characters continued their undefeated start to the 2022 season.

Christian took the mound for Cheap Goats, and Shady Characters got to him early. Dylan led off the top of the first with a solo homer, giving Shady Characters a 1-0 lead. Mike followed with a double, and two batters later, Jason hit an RBI single to score him, making the score 2-0. Lucas then tripled, scoring Jason, and Shady Characters led 3-0. Christian then retired Nate to end the inning.

Tom started for Shady Characters, and after allowing a one-out single to Joe, he retired Joey to strand him at first, ending the inning.

Mike singled with one out in the top of the second, but Christian stranded him, retiring Tom to end the inning, and the score remained 3-0.

After pitching seven innings in the first game of week 3, Tom had met his innings limit for the week after one inning. Lucas came to the mound in relief, and after allowing a one-out double to Jordan, he stranded him, retiring Dinger to end the inning.

Shady Characters blew the game open in the top of the third. Lucas doubled with one out, and Nate drove him in with an RBI double, making the score 4-0. Austin then singled, scoring Nate, and the lead was 5-0. Dylan singled to put runners on first and second, and Mike cleared the bases with an RBI triple, extending the lead to 7-0. Tom followed with an RBI single to score Mike, and Shady Characters led 8-0. Christian finally escaped the inning, retiring Jason for the second out, and Cheap Goats trailed by eight runs.

Christian delivers a pitch to Nate, who was one of five Shady Characters players with three or more hits in the win

Cheap Goats got on the board in the bottom of the third. Miller led off with a triple, and two batters later, Joey hit an RBI triple to score him, cutting the deficit to 8-1. The rally would end there, however, as Lucas retired Christian to strand Joey at third, ending the inning.

Lucas led off the top of the fourth with a single, and he moved from first to third when Nate followed with a single. Two batters later, Dylan hit an RBI single to score Lucas, putting Shady Characters ahead 9-1. Christian then retired Mike to strand two runners.

Lucas rolled through the bottom of the fourth, retiring Jordan and Dinger in order.

Jason doubled with one out in the top of the fifth, but Christian retired Lucas to strand him at second, ending the inning.

Miller led off the bottom of the fifth with a solo homer, narrowing the score to 9-2. Two batters later, Joey hit a one-out triple, but Lucas stranded him at third again, retiring Christian for the second out of the inning.

Joey connects on one of his two triples in the Cheap Goats loss

Shady Characters would add a few more insurance runs in the top of the sixth. Nate led off the inning with a triple, and Austin drove him in with an RBI single, making the score 10-2. Two batters later, Mike hit a two-run homer to deep right-center, completing the cycle and putting Shady Characters ahead 12-2. Christian retired Tom to end the inning, and Cheap Goats were down ten runs.

Lucas made quick work of Cheap Goats in the bottom of the sixth. He retired Jordan and Dinger in order, ending the game, and giving Shady Characters a 12-2 win.

The win moved Shady Characters to 4-0 on the season, and the loss dropped Cheap Goats to 1-3.

W: Tom (4-0)
L: Christian (0-2)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Tom earned the win for Shady Characters, allowing no runs on one hit in one inning.
– Lucas picked up a save in long relief, giving up two runs on five hits in five innings.
– Christian took the loss for Cheap Goats, allowing twelve runs on nineteen hits in six innings.
– Mike led Shady Characters on offense, going 4-for-5 with a single, a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and four RBI. It was the first time Mike hit for the cycle in his wiffle career.
– Dylan, Lucas, Nate, and Austin each had three hits for Shady Characters. Dylan had two singles, a homer, two runs scored, and two RBI. Lucas had a single, a double, a triple, two runs scored, and an RBI. Nate had a single, a double, a triple, two runs scored, and an RBI. And Austin had three singles, two runs scored, and two RBI.
– Miller and Joey were the only Cheap Goats players with multiple hits. Miller went 2-for-3 with a triple, a homer, two runs scored, and an RBI. Joey went 2-for-3 with two triples and an RBI.

Cheap Goats Score Eleven Unanswered Runs to Beat Jack Shack 11-3 for First Win of Season

15 Jun

All five Cheap Goats players had multiple hits as they erupted for eleven unanswered runs for their first win of the season

Jack Shack took an early 3-0 lead before Cheap Goats reeled off eleven unanswered runs, and the 2021 runners-up picked up their first win of the 2022 season. Miller, Joey, and Dinger each had three hits, and Joe, Christian, and Jordan contributed two hits a piece in Cheap Goats biggest offensive output of the season. Dinger pitched the complete game win, pitching four scoreless innings to close out the victory.

Jack Shack started the game with a bang when Adam hit a lead-off homer to right-center off Cheap Goats’ starter, Dinger. Josh followed with a triple, and he scored from third when Brian hit a sac fly to deep center to make the score 2-0. Rob then doubled, but Dinger avoided further damage, retiring Sean to strand the runner at second, ending the inning.

Dinger delivers a pitch to Adam, who led off the game with a homer and went 3-for-4 with a triple and two home runs to lead Jack Shack

Brian started on the mound for Jack Shack, and he rolled in the bottom of the first, retiring Miller and Joe in order.

Jack Shack extended their lead in the top of the second. Dinger retired Rod for the first out of the inning, but Adam followed with his second homer of the game, and Jack Shack led 3-0. Dinger then retired Josh to end the inning.

Down 3-0, Cheap Goats would bounce back to tie the game in the bottom of the second. Joey led off the inning with a solo homer to left, cutting the score to 3-1. Christian singled, and two batters later, Dinger hit a two-run homer to left, tying the game at 3-3. Miller then singled, but Brian escaped the inning, retiring Joe to strand the runner at first.

Brian led off the top of the third with a double, but Jack Shack couldn’t capitalize. Dinger retired Rob and Sean to strand Brian at second, ending the inning with the score tied at 3-3.

Cheap Goats would take the lead in the bottom of the third. For the second consecutive inning, Joey led off the inning with a solo homer, giving Cheap Goats a 4-3 lead. Two batters later, Jordan hit a solo homer, extending the lead to 5-3. Dinger then tripled, and Miller drove him in with a two-run shot, putting Cheap Goats ahead 7-3. Joey then doubled, but Brian stranded him at second, retiring Joey to end the inning.

 

Brian, making his first start of the year, pitches to Miller, who went 3-for-4 with a single, a double, a home run, two runs scored, and four RBI

Adam tripled with one out in the top of the fourth, but Dinger continued to strand Jack Shack runners. He retired Josh for the second out, and Cheap Goats continued to lead 7-3.

Cheap Goats’ offensive explosion continued in the bottom of the fourth. Christian tripled, and Jordan drove him in with an RBI single that made the score 8-3. Dinger then doubled, putting runners on second and third. Miller cleared the bases with an RBI double, and Cheap Goats led 10-3. Joe then doubled, scoring Miller from second, and the score was 11-3. Joey followed with a single, but was caught out trying to advance the hit to a double. Brian then retired Christian to end the inning, and Cheap Goats had scored eleven consecutive runs after trailing 3-0.

Christian went 2-for-4 with a single, a triple, and two runs scored in the Cheap Goats win

Rob hit a one-out single in the top of the fifth, but for the fourth consecutive inning, Dinger stranded a Jack Shack runner, retiring Sean to end the inning.

For the first time since the first inning, Brian retired Cheap Goats in order in the bottom of the fifth, sending Jordan and Dinger down consecutively.

Dinger pitches to Rob, who went 2-for-3 with a single and a double in the Jack Shack loss

Dinger remained on the mound to close things out in the top of the sixth, and he made quick work of Jack Shack. He retired Rod and Adam in order, ending the inning and the game, as Cheap Goats won 11-3.

The win moved Cheap Goats to 1-2 on the season, and the loss dropped Jack Shack to 1-2.

W: Dinger (1-0)
L: Brian (0-1)

Box Score

Game Notes:
– Dinger pitched the complete game win for Cheap Goats, allowing three runs on seven hits.
– Brian took the loss for Jack Shack, giving up eleven runs on fifteen hits in five innings.
– Miller, Joey, and Dinger each went 3-for-4 to lead Cheap Goats on offense. Miller had a single, a double, two runs scored, and four RBI. Joey had a single, two homers, two runs scored, and two RBI. Dinger had a double, a triple, a home run, three runs scored, and two RBI.
– Adam led Jack Shack at the plate, going 3-for-4 with a triple, two home runs, two runs scored, and two RBI.