
Brum went 6-for-7 with three singles, a double, two homers, four runs scored, and three RBI to lead Guac Boys to an opening day blowout of Cheap Goats
Brum went deep twice and had six hits and Alec and Bohn each contributed five hits as the Guac Boys crushed Cheap Goats 12-3 in their 2023 season opener. Bohn pitched the complete game, limiting Cheap Goats to three runs on seven hits in a game that was never close.
Bohn allowed a leadoff double to Joey in the top of the first, but Cheap Goats couldn’t capitalize. Miller and Christian each flew out to the mound, stranding the runner and ending the inning.
The Guac Boys immediately got on the board in the bottom of the first when Brum hit a leadoff homer off Dinger, the second leadoff homer of his career. Two batters later, Alec hit a solo shot, putting the Guac Boys ahead 2-0. Dinger then retired Form to end the inning.

The Guac Boys complete their signature celebration at the plate after one of Brum’s two homers in the season opener
Bohn rolled through the top of the second, retiring Dinger and Chris in order.
The Guac Boys added to their lead in the bottom of the second. Brum led off with a single, and he scored from first when Bohn followed with an RBI double, making the score 3-0. Alec then singled, scoring Bohn, and the lead was 4-0. Dinger retired the next two batters, Form and Brum, stranding Alec on base and ending the inning.
Joey doubled to start the top of the third, and he scored from second when Miller followed with an RBI double, cutting the deficit to 4-1. Cheap Goats couldn’t rally, however, as Bohn retired Christian and Dinger to strand Miller, and the Guac Boys led by three.

Joey went 2-for-4 with two doubles, a run scored, and an RBI to lead Cheap Goats in the season opening loss
The Guac Boys continued to extend their lead in the bottom of the third. Bohn led off with a double and moved to third when Alec followed with a double. Form then doubled, scoring Bohn, and the score was 5-1. Brum singled, scoring Bohn, and the Guac Boys lead was 6-1. Bohn then singled to score Alexc, and the lead was extended to 7-1. It looked like things could get ugly, but Dinger retired Alec and Form to strand two runners, ending the inning.
Cheap Goats got a run back in the top of the fourth. Chris doubled, and he scored from second when Joey grounded out for the first out of the inning. Bohn then retired Miller, and the score was 7-2.
The Guac Boys added all of the insurance runs they would need in the bottom of the fourth. Brum led off the inning with his second solo shot of the game, making the score 8-2. Bohn doubled, and Alec drove him in with a two-run bomb, his second homer of the game, and the lead was 10-2. Form tripled, and Brum followed with a double, putting two runners in scoring position with no outs. Bohn singled, clearing the bases, and the Guac Boys led 12-2. Alec followed with a single to put two runners on, but Dinger finally escaped the inning with Form flew out to the mound and Dinger doubled up Alec, ending the inning.

Alec connects on one of his five hits, two of which were home runs, in the Guac Boys 12-3 win over Cheap Goats
Christian led off the top of the fifth with a solo homer, cutting the score to 12-3. Dinger followed with a double, but Cheap Goats couldn’t narrow the lead further. Bohn retired Chris and Joey in order to strand Dinger at second, and the Guac Boys led by nine runs.
Brum singled to lead off the bottom of the fifth, but Dinger avoided further damage, retiring Bohn and Alec to strand the runner, and the score remained 12-3.
The Guac Boys kept Bohn on the mound to close things out in the top of the sixth. He allowed a leadoff single to Miller, but he once again stranded a Cheap Goats runner. He retired Christian and Dinger, stranding Miller at second, ending the game, and giving the Guac Boys a 12-3 win.

Bohn pitched the complete game win for the Guac Boys and went 5-for-7 at the plate with two singles, three doubles, three runs scored, and four RBI
The win moved the Guac Boys to 1-0 on the season, and the loss dropped Cheap Goats to 0-1.
W: Bohn (1-0)
L: Dinger (0-1)
Game Notes:
– Bohn pitched the complete game win for the Guac Boys, allowing three runs on seven hits in six innings.
– Dinger took the loss for Cheap Goats, giving up twelve runs on eighteen hits in five innings.
– Brum led Guac Boys on offense, going 6-for-7 with three singles, a double, two homers, four runs scored, and three RBI.
– Bohn and Alec each had five hits for the Guac Boys. Bohn went 5-for-7 with two singles, three doubles, three runs scored, and four RBI. Alec went 5-for-7 with two singles, a double, two home runs, three runs scored, and four RBI.
– Joey and Miller each went 2-for-4 to lead Cheap Goats. Joey went 2-for-4 with two doubles, a run scored, and an RBI. Miller went 2-for-4 with two doubles and an RBI.
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